welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
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(Source: theterriblechild, via government-hook3r)
i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
oh my god that happened over 2.5 years ago
wow
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how to do your homework
- you don’t
- now lie back and watch your hopes and dreams go away
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sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:
are you ever so involved in your own little world you actually forget most people are actually offended by things like nudity and certain clothes and body types and sexual orientations
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1. You'll be called a devil worshipper if you join.
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2. Tour merch >>>>>> your life
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3. Don't ask us if she has a bf. 90% of the time, we won't be entirely sure 90% of the time.
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4. You'll grow a dick if you call yourself a little monster. If you already have one, it'll get bigger.
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5. We worship gaga's ass.
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6. And boobs.
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7. We all know a few german words (at least).
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8. We tend to not sleep for weeks waiting for stuff to be released.
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9. Short-term goal:
get in the monster pit.
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10. We never get bored, there's always something to deal with/figure out.
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11. The FBI wants to think like us.
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12. Ed is like a god to us.
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13. We won't get sick of people spamming Gaga on twitter. Our desire for her to notice us is as big as everyone else's, we understand.
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14. We would kill for new Gagavisions.
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15. 99% of the time we'll be able to tell you where Gaga is.
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16. The other 1% we'll just say she's in Narnia.
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17. Favorite thing:
Gaga's hashtags.
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18. We call her Gaga, not 'Lady Gaga'
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19. We think about the BTWBall at least 5 times/day.
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20. We freak out if she stops tweeting for longer than 24 hours.
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21. Twitpics > everything
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22. We're all secretly very fucking jealous of Tara
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23. Lady Starlight
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24. 176 Stanton St.
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25. Joanne
Spooky Cock
